I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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