is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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