i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
how does that bad decision feel?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize