when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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