My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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