what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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