How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
soo... how was my night?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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