He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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