Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You're a disaster
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