She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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