just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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