What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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