Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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