I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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