Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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