i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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