just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
