put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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