One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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