I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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