How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My vagina is officially offended.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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