All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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