dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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