Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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