so let's talk penis.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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