It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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