Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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