Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
