So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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