I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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