Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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