Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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