I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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