awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?