A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?