any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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