i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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