i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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