I think im going to throw up on grandma
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
no you cant smoke seaweed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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