where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother