If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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