do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?