i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...