is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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