I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize