Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
They have beer where we have blood.
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