From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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