I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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