Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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