Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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