I got chris browned last night
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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