his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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