Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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