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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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