you guys were way drunker than both of me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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