just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You need Xanax blowdarts
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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